Trapped in the Basement Without a Can Opener?
The zombie apocalypse has arrived, and you’re stuck in your basement. You grabbed a camping potty, a few novels, and several cans of food—but forgot the can opener. Now what?
⚠️ Warning: These methods create sharp, jagged edges. Use extreme caution. Wearing cut-resistant gloves is highly recommended.
1. Open a Can With a Spoon
With a sturdy spoon and strong wrists, you can pierce a can in minutes.
- Grip the spoon tightly.
- Rub the tip back and forth along the lid’s edge to thin the metal.
- Puncture the lid and wedge the spoon around the edge to open it.
You can use the same technique with a screwdriver, butter knife, or similar tool. It takes some effort, but it works.
2. Use a Chef’s Knife
A chef’s knife can serve as a makeshift can opener—safely if used correctly.
- Hold the handle securely, thumb on the flat of the blade above the heel.
- Point the blade away from you and insert the heel into the can’s rim groove.
- Push firmly downward to puncture the lid.
- Repeat around the lid until it opens.
With a little practice, you can get the can open in seconds.
3. Try Concrete
No tools? No problem. Concrete can help you open a can.
- Rub the top of the can against the concrete to wear down the rim.
- Watch for moisture on the lid—it signals enough metal has worn away.
- Wipe off filings, squeeze the can, and the lid should pop off.
This method takes patience and strength, but it works in a pinch.
Plan Ahead, Survive Smarter
Of course, the best strategy is to pack a manual can opener in your shelter kit. But if a zombie apocalypse—or camping mishap—catches you off guard, these tricks ensure you won’t go hungry.